When your quarterback is ditching his Victoria's Secret model (formerly) girlfriend, it seems like a natural to get a take on Friday night's Pats-Panthers game from the only Vickie's Secret model hotter than Gisele. And as a side note, I keep asking myself, is Adriana Lima flat out the World's Hottest Woman? I mean, I've given that title to others (hi, Monica), but can you make a case for anyone other than Lima wearing the championship belt?
Where You’ve Seen Her: Ahhh, Jenn Sterger, one of the hottest women in Sports today. So hot, you’d feel obligated to send her pictures of your dong…except Brett Favre beat us to it. Of course it’s just a rumor, but if it is true, I guess I don’t blame him. Chatroulette must not have been enough.
Pointless Quote: "Why sink to your level…when I can rise to the occasion?"
Picture the skimpiest swimsuit you wore as a teen. Now take the shock factor of your sweet sixteen bikini, and multiply it by a gazillion. You’re still only looking at a fraction of the exposure a super micro can provide.
This week I interviewed long time bud Daniela Victoria, Playboy model and TV personality. I first noticed Daniela several years ago in an online modeling forum. I was attracted to her strong personality and concrete ability to get what she wants. Following her career has been awesome! All you sports fans will relate to her — this chick is the real deal, and all natural! Be sure to follow this avid Tweeter to see what's new with DV. What is your name? Daniela Victoria What is your ethnicity? Italian and Russian — Lethal Combination What are your measurements? 34D-26-36
Apparently Warner Brothers and InStyle magazine held a Golden Globes after party and a whole bunch of babes who I didn’t actually see at the event itself were in attendance. Including Lindsay Lohan. Go figure.
I’m really glad that I’m not famous, because if I was, I’d have to field questions from reporters like “Your father just released a statement saying he’s quote, ‘God damned tired of people saying big titties are over-rated,’ adding “they’re accurately rated says me,’ end quote. How do you respond to that?” But since I’m not famous, he just says shit like that to my friends, which is embarrassing, but not globally embarrassing, like Lindsay Lohan’s dad. People.com reports: