When I was looking for prom dates, I asked this girl out who sort of looked like a mix between Philip Seymour Hoffman and and that weird guy from ghost that teaches Patrick Swayze how to use his ghost powers and then freaks out and jumps in that subway. I did it because I figured there’s no way I’d get rejected. But when I asked her, she pretended like she didn’t hear me, then I repeated my question, and she went “what, I think, I’m gonna be-” and then just started running.
