When I first got out of college I was so broke I applied for a job writing gay asian porn stories for the web. I’m not joking. The guy said “20 bucks a story, and you have to use the words “Asian, Gay, Men, and Huge” in the title and the story as many times as you can. So I wrote a sample called “Huge gay asian men.” Anyway, I didn’t get the job and he sent me an e-mail back saying “you obviously don’t know what turns on men.” Which, if my dad is reading this will make him fairly happy.
