2By Ned Happy Doomsday Eve! To celebrate such a wonderful day I bring you today’s Miss COED, Lacey Arrington. Lacey is a 22-year-old All-American girl from Arkansas. She’s done a lot of promoting most notably for Axe, Wheat Thins, Xbox 360, and Sirius XM. Lacey says she loves R&B music but suffers from Haptodysphoria – a fear of corduroy and velvet. That’s cool, because I’m a Denim Dan. We can’t think of a better way to celebrate the end of the world than with her pics. See ya in hell, suckers! Age: 22 Location: Fayetteville, AK
Famous celebrity blogger Perez Hilton of Perezhilton.com was assaulted last Sunday while attending the the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. Now he's fighting back by recording his gayness moments on cam and posting it on YouTube. The Perez Hilton assaulted video on YouTube was made by Perez Hilton himself to release his anger and call out the attention of his fans and the public that he was the victim. And yes, the Perez Hilton assault video is now being viewed by thousands already.
All the attention in volleyball is centered on one ball bouncing back and forth over a net but the only balls we’re focusing on are the two toned balls on the backsides of these hot female volleyball players.
Don’t get wrong, I love the NFL. But this season, I find myself watching for all the wrong reasons. Sure, I feign interest in which squad is pushing the ball across the scoring boundary. However, the real reason I’m tuning in is to admire the beautiful physiques of the players. But hot or not, I’ll be damned if I’m going to let Jared Allen’s taut, toned body undo all the blood, sweat and tears that resulted from eight months of homosexual conversion therapy. If only there was a way to enjoy the sport without triggering my repressed urges…
Behold, the Lingerie Football League. Now even the most homophobic among us can enjoy the gridiron goodness without all the gratuitous guy groin shots. You see, the Lingerie Football League is made up entirely of hot, sexy ladies. And nothing is more hetero than a bunch of hot girls in skimpy football outfits touching each other, right? Do I really have to explain this? To put it bluntly, Lingerie Football is superior to regular football in every possible way. Here are seven clear-cut reasons why.